Job Interviews Are Broken (Getting Ghosted, Passion & Work Reality) | Ep. 55

Job interviews feel broken in 2026.

In Episode 55 of the Bomba’to Podcast, we talk about getting ghosted after interviews, why the hiring process wastes your time, and the reality of trying to find your passion while working a 9–5.

We also get into viral streaming culture, fake views vs real audiences, and how online numbers don’t always tell the full story.

This episode blends real conversations about work, life, and growth with the unfiltered humor that makes Bomba’to what it is.

Topics in this episode:

•  Job interviews and being ghosted by employers 
•  Career frustration and finding your passion 
•  Workplace mindset and job hopping 
•  Viral streaming, audience numbers, and fake views 
•  Real life vs internet success 

New setup, same energy.

 🎧 Watch the full episode here: 👉 https://youtu.be/_Ks9gOvKHRA

Transcript

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Warning. The following podcast contains opinions, jokes, and random thoughts that should absolutely not be taken seriously. We're not experts, professionals, or even mildly qualified to give advice. If you're looking for facts, maybe try Google. This is strictly for laughs, hot takes, and good vibes only. Proceed with caution and a sense of humor. And remember, Bomba'to! Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. Senor. Senor. Sambién. The best podcast. Bomba'to podcast. New place with the same energy. That's right. That's right. That's right. They kicked us out. They kicked us out of our last place. We were too loud. You know, but we're back. We're back. So how's everybody doing? How's everybody feeling? How's it how you like the new, the new setup? We gotta make sure we gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta... gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta. I'll just keep thinking about some more. You wanna know, bro what do you have to say?− questions! Pilon! (Speaking In Foreign Language) Now they know. It's continuity. Get that raw feeling. Oh, J. Come on, see. But can you hear me?(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) Do we have to hear you? Yeah, I can hear you.(Laughing) I missed this. I can hear you, I can hear you. So how was your week? How was everybody's week?(Speaking In Foreign Language) I finished my first project. Oh, wow. Wait, wait, first. Well, better, the better. Of the year? Mm-hmm. Better not. Yeah, but-- Like by yourself? Yeah, but I'm talking about you. Yeah, like what? Like what was it? Like what was it? So they were, so you know how Visa, there's a set number of card numbers that you could populate with their specific numeration? Yeah, that I know is like the first few, they just know it's a Visa, yeah. So the project that I was working on was creating a new range for the client. So number--(Speaking In Foreign Language) I didn't do the numbers, but I did the set of them. It starts from the last sequence to the new-- What are some numbers? Yeah, give me some numbers.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I got a few things to buy. Like can I help? You're trying to get me fired and arrested. You're ready, you're already trying to be fired anyway. You're looking for any job as it is. Oh, yeah. You get the card. Ah, yeah. You get paid or you get fired. I do have a bone to pick with employers though.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Not like my current employer, but just future employers. Like when you go through the interview process, you go through these long as like stage panel interviews and like different stages. Group interviews, yeah. You go through them Once you get to the end, you reach out like, hey, how's everything going? Is there any updates to the hiring process? And they ghost you.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I don't understand. Like you put in the time and effort to go through these interviews and then they don't have the common courtesy to be like, hey, you know, at least give me an update or be like, yeah, we thought you were a great candidate, but we feel that somebody else was a stronger.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Like I feel to eliminate a lot of that that they should be a law where the employer has to pay the interview. And it's implemented. Oh. Let them know, let the Congress know. Bring it up, pull us a pink court justice. That would eliminate a lot of Let's do it. If they have to pay you per interview that you have to pay. Let's go to city hall. Because you know what? Time and effort you waste doing interviews. Let's do it. You know, but that's the thing though. I don't know because I really have been a-- That's true, we've had your job for awhile. Yeah, we have.(Laughing) I've been in my job for about, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I sit with lifers, you know? I've been since 2020 or 2018. I've been in my job. Yeah, I've been in my job for 20, 20, 30. Yeah, I mean, you've been in your job for three months, wasn't I? About a year.(Laughing) No, but I feel like with jobs, with jobs you gotta treat them like you can't show your interest. You gotta let them come to you. You gotta take a word for it. You gotta let them come to you.(Speaking In Foreign Language) And I was like, you know what? Let me be professional.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You can't be that professional. Because they were gonna send the email.(Laughing) Or the guy's on vacation or something.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Nah, but it really, that pisses me off because that wasn't the norm years back. Like they would have, huh? How many years back? I'm talking like when you had to fill out a physical paper. That's two!(Speaking In Foreign Language) You still young. God damn right. You had like what, two jobs? God damn right, we young. Probably the only job I had to do that was like my first job. Like payroll jobs? Like that you've gotten paid for. Like you worked at your dad's store. That's a job. Because you got paid, did you not? Well I mean. He still got paid. I got robbed. And then you-- We're not gonna talk about that. And then now at your current job. At first, this is my-- This is a career. It's not a job. It's not a career. It's a career. It's a career. No, but no, I'm sorry that y'all found y'all passion.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, what was your passion? What's your passion? After your passion, what is your computer It is.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Is that what you're doing? Not really.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Because he said there's growth. When he got this job, he said, because there's growth.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No problem.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, because y'all gotta find your passion. But did you not? It's too passion. It's hard to find my passion when I haven't enough experience for it. Nah, it's hard. No, with 20 plus, it's not in that field. It's hard finding your passion if you keep switching jobs every three months. That's what it is. That's just hard. You know, it's hard to fix it. It's hard to fix it. Ah, ah. New set up already in Pakenelli.(Laughing) Either way. We're back to norm. Either way. We're back to norm. But yeah, I mean, I feel like with jobs interviews, you just gotta make them work for it, man. You can't just, you need a little yam-o-ni-na. You don't hold a moment. Nah, you know, I-- You need a little yam-o-ni-na.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I've taken the advice from the people at Rutgers. When they, at the business school, they would tell you, you know, after your interviews, thank you, email, you know.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, no, no, no, no. Do you know why? You know,(Speaking In Foreign Language) You know, I'm also in the moment when I'm getting hired. Once I get in there, I'm like, yeah. Yeah, it's like, you know,(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh yeah, no. I mean, I'm in polter. Yo, I'm there, do my job. I do my job, it's doing well, yeah. You know, what? What I mean? Some more though.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Somebody actually--(Speaking In Foreign Language) Somebody actually asked me at my job if I don't like nobody there. Cause I don't really talk to nobody. I literally get there, put my headphones in, just do my job. Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I've been trying to put my headphones in my job as much. No, you're my pongo uno. And then I listened to the other one. Yeah, no, just been trying not to do it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, no, it's on your lip. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, it was on your lip, dog.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, you're gonna get it off if someone-- Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You gotta let your barber take it off.(Laughing) That's the only man who's allowed to be that close.(Speaking In Foreign Language) That way, did they do it right? Did they do a good job today? He did. That's the barber that you're leaving or? No. He's not leaving-- Another one? Yeah, that's the same one. I'm not leaving. I don't know, he, because he's been like, his dad just passed away. He's getting up there in age, and I think like now he's more concerned about being in DR than anything else. Who's your barber? Momo. Oh, Can't nobody. Momo, wait a minute, wait a minute. Describe Momo. You remember Momo when-- He looked like Frank Reyes. Yeah. He looked like Frank Reyes. He's the brother of the guy that owned the car. No, no, brother, I know, he used to work with Katanga. Look at Katanga, yeah. Wait, no, wait, do you used to work at Joyce Kilmer or no? Probably. No. He's been around. He used to work at Ramsan? Yeah, at Jamman. I know what you're talking about. When you say, when you say-- He used to work with Katanga on both of them. So you know Katanga then? Yeah, yeah. I went to him. Yeah. When you say Frank Reyes, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, he does. He doesn't look at Frank. One of the guys that worked with Katanga, he added me on Facebook, I don't know his name. He looks like him. Don't look at me, I don't go to Katanga no more. Aí, yo, man. Yo, man. The man that gonna be there, he too, yeah.(Laughing) Lucky you. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You know me, yo. He don't go to Mandar. That's not my video. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, seco. Wow. But yeah, either way, he-- Momo, yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know. Momo. Yeah, I remember I used to go like, you probably went to-- Nah, nah. You probably went to high school with them or, I'm already know them. Yeah. I used to get my hair cut then. I'm already used to go to Amari for a while and then I stopped going. Yeah. You went like head tattoos or something like that. The SMP the micro-perfection Yeah, wow. I don't wanna do that That's a, boy, I know. Did you go to Turkey today? No, no. Did you? Probably not. No, I got that-- I got that ball. Yeah, like at that point, look, I can walk, you can tell, like, you know, you know, you can look at, I don't know, you can look at a tattoo, like, you know. But does your girl say about it? Has she said like-- No, I got that ball. Oh, I remember. I got that big one. That's a new man. That's a new man. I have a lot. I got my brother, he got a girl. Wow. Oh, wow. He got a girl. Oh, wow. I see. I got that, that's my brother, I know him. Oh. Yo, tell us something. Can I get a little rapping? Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Oh no, my wife wants that. Hey. But not-- You're gonna have the right hat for it though. Yeah. But not, not all of the carlos are in the car. No, the one that be having like the little, isn't that right here? Yo. look crazy. It's crazy, bro. Not all the carlos look good. Yeah, you gotta have like a-- The right hat for it. A small like peanut head that's like, not, that is curve correct. Like if you got, like if you got like the-- You describing a hat or you describing a dick hat?(Laughing) That's my little wife now. I'm not a dickhead. Yo.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) Yo, we back.(Laughing) Wait.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, we back. We back, bitch.(Laughing) There's like a tan line in there, right? Like the bottom, when it's shaped, the bottom is dark and then the top is a little bit lighter. Right, like you already noticed that? Right, like it's dark, how is it that dark? Yo.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Why don't we talk? That's even how it's circumcised though. You wouldn't have like that shade. That's true, right? That's true, that's true. Even if you're circumcised, you still have-- It's usually the same color. No, the body. The body's still a little bit darker than the head. No, but when you have the covers, even though--(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, but like, let's say you're-- It's a three-tone You're at this girl's house for the first time, right? Mm-hmm. And you go to the bathroom.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh, you wipe it off? Oh, you wipe. And then you find one of those like, the mandingos type in there.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) Yeah, I already know where you go with this. The Ds, the Ds. You see that video on Instagram? Yeah, but it's a memo. But it's a memo, like that like,(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) That's not why I got the memo. Nah, my ass is in the bathroom, it's crazy. No, like, if you see that what you doing? You get running.(Laughing) What you doing, bro? You want my politically corrected? Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Or what I would think. No, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah, they look at you, they look at you. They think I'm politically correct. I'm not picking it up. But I will-- You just sniff it? No, I'll call her to come into the bathroom and ask her like, yo, would I fit in there after this? Or no? Nah. Or do you want me to use it on you?(Speaking In Foreign Language) What would you do, Angel? What would you do? No, you would fit in there. Not the way that I wanna fit, it would be like a hallway. Why?(Laughing) I mean, you got some space. Nice rent. Stretch the legs a little bit. You know, nah.(Laughing) This is like, oh, it's guy diving. Ah! No parachute. No, but yeah, that'll be some up You literally pained the walls. Nah, that's crazy.(Laughing) Nah, but like, imagine you're like, this is your first time at this girl's house, or whatever, right? And you throw that ass up in my mouth, right? I'm definitely not keeping it to myself. I'm gonna bring that up. Eh, sure. I'm bringing that up, and then the next question is, I'm gonna ask is, do you have a camera somewhere around this house? You bucket. You bucket. Ah, because if she got a Mandingo somewhere around the house, she probably doing Onlyfans. No, girl. Girl's like what they're like. Maybe she just enjoying her. Yeah. They like some stream stuff. That'd be crazy, though. I wouldn't hit it though. That would feel weird. You hit it, bucket. Yeah, exactly. When you hit him, bro. Exactly. You put that couple of your head in the-- Nah, bro. You hit it in the wall on one side. Gotta get that bag full back. Roll it, bro.(Laughing) I'm gonna say it's like a play coming in for the gate. Like, yo, that'll that up. Oh, pule pacio. Yo, gotta hit it with that baseball bat, bro. That's crazy, bro. Nah, dude, that'll be, those videos got me cracking up on Instagram. Yo, but that just dangling on the wall.(Laughing) Yo, have you seen it? Mm-mm. They just saying some random and that just dangling on the door, bro. Yeah. And that looking, una trampo de la fante. It's like, yo, like the one that you got for Christmas times, too. Yeah, bro, seriously. And black.(Laughing) Dang it. Clanging and banging and clanging. But would you imagine if that's not even the worst? Like, she has a closet just full of like, toys and Love my boy. Like, how big would be too big for you if you see her like, with a toy? Because obviously they're gonna have toys, right? One of them big-ass octopus, tentacle-looking ones. Yeah, although. I don't even know why they made that.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, there's no way that fits. I mean, you think-- No not gonna fit. If it fits, then you're not, but you could go ahead first in that. There's some people that fit it, though. Exactly, is that mean? Nah, not the ones that I've seen. The one that I think-- Bro, the octopus, tentacle It's like, it's a whole big-ass like, tentacle. Like, it's like-- It's the size of a midget. It's like a cone. Yeah, the girls can't do it. Yeah, I mean, when you think about it, a baby comes out of there. Yeah, but I saw that on the board, that's a whole different thing. But uh-huh. That's a whole different thing, Bob. That's a whole different thing. Very cool. Bro, you're not gonna fit a whole midget up there. I mean. I mean, technically it comes out. It is not a midget. But a baby this size compared to a tentacle this size? Nah. No, but it's not a-- You might get half in there. It's not a size. I don't think so, but no. No, no, no. Them You see that, brother? The base of that is huge. It's like a tone, like you have to put, it has suction cups on the bottom. Damn, really? Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, promote us, please. By this point, that's the only promotion.(Laughing) Yeah, everybody. Yeah. Blue Chairs. What was it, Blue Chairs? Blue Chairs, now you have roll, anything. That's how I know. It's like they start off with their hair but now I sell everything. They sell like the-- Well, actually it's mad you didn't get our prescription. Yeah. You literally just fill it out and then a doctor. Yeah.(Laughing) A doctor. A doctor signs off. Air quotes. There's another one, but I don't know if I would trust that one. It has like a rooster on it. I don't know. And it's like party time or some like that. And they can't be roasted, so they something. I don't know. They have commercials? I've seen like a commercial for it. They don't count. They don't count. Nah, that's crazy though. Tumbayna de la vida, man, that's crazy. So legitimate. That is true. They went to mad school. Why? That is true. They got some kind of paperwork. I don't know if they got some kind of paperwork.(Speaking In Foreign Language) The one in Florida. You don't remember the young kid that-- Oh yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. You come across this line. That guy's still in jail, no? Nothing got out. He got out. No, he got pardoned by-- It's Florida. He got pardoned by Trump. It's Florida. I mean, I wouldn't, I wouldn't blame him. Like how you get, how you get tricked by him? I'm saying the dude was doing a good job because he didn't get sued by anybody. What kind of doctor was he? I think he was like a general doctor. Oh, what the hell? Nah, but that's too much. Like he literally had like a practice and everything. I mean, that happened in the yard. This lady got caught. She was pretending to be a doctor and this turns out to be fake. And she was given like, I think it was for like, she ran like an autism clinic or something like that. And she was like, she had no, she had no degree, nothing. They arrested her and put her in jail and shit, but I'm not okay at all. Gotta be careful. Imagine getting like a plastic surgery on a dude. Like, you don't know, you're not careful out there. You got no paperwork. Oh. Especially the ladies, when they go out there to get them butt injections. Yeah, do it here. You gotta pay the premium. You gotta pay the premium. Marika. Marika. Pay the premium. Gotta pay the premium. They prefer to pay the 10. The 10 G's of-- What is the premium over here? What is the price for that? For what? A butt implant or-- Probably a good amount. Probably I'll say like three times maybe. Three gosh. What is that premium? Yeah. That premium. When you get that good stuff. That premium. You're not getting that submit. Yeah, that premium shit. You got that real feel. Holy feel. Guaranteed. Nah. Long lasting sensation. It was bad. I think it was a lot more sensitive. Yeah, it was bad.(Laughing) (Speaking In Spanish) I should speak, was in Dominican Republic. Wow. What was it yesterday or the day before? It was in Macquarie. He was in DR, Taubat Yeah, Como al Ofulque. Everything was beautiful. Everything was amazing. Until I started talking about butts. Until it wasn't. Yeah, so apparently, I was watching Part of the Life. So I had a one point, like 1.8, 1.9 million viewers. And like the people from Speed were telling, his people were telling him,"Hey, there's not that many comments "for the amount of viewers that we're getting." And what was it? Like once the stream ended, I think it ended like six, like it had like 6.9 million views when the stream, like a few hours after the stream ended. And then the next day it came out to like, came down to 5.8. So they were like a million something views that it took out. So, you know, then Speed came out and said, "You know, the numbers were not real."They were bad."The stream only peaked at 300,000." And then, you know, he didn't say no names, but if the guy you were with, Who you know, man? Yeah, no, out of focus. If you're out of focus and you're talking about bots and who else, you're not gonna blame yourself. So you basically saying that, you know, "En pozolo bots." And he said, "I'm focusing on all the..." That's my always. You know, "Oh, you're in for this?" I have a legitimate question. Like, so I went to Speed's YouTube channel. So these dude got like 54 million subscribers on YouTube. 54 million. But he like, he's in Jamaica today. He was in Jamaica today. He's only like getting like 80,000 viewers live. That's usually a lot of YouTuber. You never really get your whole audience. A lot of people just subscribe. No, not a whole audience, but you could, you should see that. Yeah, man. I never told you. But he got 50. But like at least, bro, but at least 5% of your viewers. Oh yeah, like at least. At least 5% of your viewers. At least 100, 200. Half a million. And then you get stacked closed. No, but you're thinking about it. If you got 55 or 54 million subscribers and you get 500,000, it's your big discrepancy book for the man. Yeah, look, right now he got 89,000 people watching. 89,000. And he got 53.7 million subscribers. Yeah, bro, come on, he should a little bit more. It also depends where he's at in the town and everything. Yeah, not, just because you have that many subscribers doesn't mean that every one of them is gonna be watching you at the same time. No, no, of course not. You know, but man, like you said, like. A little bit more. A little bit more, look at me now. Like, for example, the folk, he got, and that's where the people were saying, "Oh, I'll up those bots and bosses." They said, "You know, all the other people." Today he was, he was on the, he was on the show and he sat in front of the screen that he has like the chat. And he was telling people like, "Oh, throw your flags from where you're from and all this other shit." And that's all you were seeing. Yeah, it's like, you can't, I mean, I get people, "Oh, you can't fake that audience for that long."(Speaking In Foreign Language) Like, this shit's happening now. Like, this has been getting a million viewers for the longest, man. It's, you know how hard it is to, you know, I think I saw it, it's like 30K to get like a million viewers on YouTube. And just to get them taken away, like that's a stupid amount of money. Like, just to, just throw money away. You know what I'm saying? I don't know. I don't know if that pained out when it broke his record. Cool. Speeds all the time. Yeah, but another argument that they were saying was like they, a lot of people were watching it on TV. So they were saying like, "There's so many viewers, but there's not a lot of comments." But a lot of the, because a lot of the people that follow all the folk, Put that shit on the TV. Put that shit on the TV. It's like, "Oh shit, oh And they went to speak the stream.(Speaking In Foreign Language) That's what I do. That's what I do too. Like, I don't be commenting like all these people. I'm not gonna be paying money to. Yeah, like I don't-- I don't know why that shit for free. They just put that shit there. You know, I don't, so like, that's one of the telltale signs apparently, like if you have a lot of viewers, they're not commenting, but that's pretty much how the folk is audience. But not even that. What's the word, watching the TV? Not even that, like even on TV, like in the yard, like you got people playing in local model, and the fucking car washes, and the fucking-- In the gym, and the fucking TV's in the machine, bro. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You're not gonna get everybody commenting. Of course you're gonna have people that are watching on their phone that are commenting, but not everybody's gonna be on their comedy. Yeah. I thought about it, just throw a little plug of our podcast on there by the way. I said gonna, I said what did he do? No, you want it out, man, so. Fucking say, "Get it out, you wah." Nah, I was gonna do that shit yesterday, and it times it, like-- Bro, some people, yeah, some people be promoting it. I was seeing them doing the Omega fight, and all I kept fucking seeing is this guy promoting his fucking landscaping business. Ah. Oh my God, damn. If you do a lot of-- You could've done it, you could've right off. You don't have somebody to love either. It's like, $5 will last like a minute, or two minutes and 10. The more money you put, the longer it will stay. How'd they get that read? Bro, it's five. Five is 100 LPs. Is that 100? Yeah, 100 LPs right there. Do something. It's crazy to me, can I hand it back? Facts. Go ahead and do the Nino. Facts. Bro, hold on, man. Bro, even though it's in pesos, they be sending five. It's a dollar. And it's not even your friends. Some people used to be like, yo, this is-- Nah, they-- Well, they send it in the currency that they're in because the people in DR, they'll send it, they'll say D-O-P on it. Yo, Tom Miguelo got $5,000 for Nacho. Yeah, for Kuberlantos. I ain't gonna lie, that song, though, the one that he came out with from the show. Watch my childhood. Watch it here.(Speaking Foreign Language) Today was the first day that I watched it in a few days. Watch it, what are you gonna watch? You gotta get that project done. Ah, I love it. I don't know, but how many days is that? 11, 12, 12, 12, 12. No, he's like 18 or 12. 17 or 18. But he's already in, I think he showed it today. It's like almost a $4 million. That's another one. Who's the other guy that's doing the same thing? I beg your pardon? Yeah. Bro, he made money off of the first one. Bro, and that's not even counting the sponsorships and all that shit. I think he's like, is that like 40 something sponsors? Yeah, I think I'm all out. He's like 40 sponsors, bro. Who's the other guy that's doing the same shit? Who, Luini? No, I think there's another guy. He's doing a planet, too. I don't think he's doing it, he's doing some other shit. His shit was getting over a million though. Probably the Puerto Rican guy, Marluxco, whatever that was. I think it was him. It was getting more of a million, like goddamn. Nah, he was-- And that shit was just dumb talking. I don't know who it was. I don't know who it was. I'm like, wow. Or somebody that's not big, bro. Say, you know what I'm talking about? Is that a prophona for your kutran? No, storo, somo vebe do re. Somo vebe do re. Somo vebe do re. Ye, ye, no, storo, somo vebe. Where's that song from? Nacho. Nacho sings that shit. Look at over YouTube. Nacho estre llen. Nacho estre llen.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, but you should've brought, you left it upstairs, didn't you? What?(Speaking In Foreign Language) They were like, no. They were like, no. I'm not like, I'm not like in the live room, and I got a mule song, but why am I drunk?(Laughing) Nah, bro. I'll again, the other one. That wasn't even that much. I had that Chinese. Maybe because I had the kitty sounds just like, too. Yo, man, yo, man, yo, man.(Speaking In Foreign Language) That was a long style. Yo. How you normally eat a burrito? You eat it like this? How do you eat it? How do you eat it?(Laughing) How do you eat it? How do you eat it? It was kinda thick, so I had to hold both hands. Like that? Yeah. Like, how? Like that? How do you normally eat a burrito? I don't like it in my hands, though. How you eat a burrito? Well, normally, you would hold it with the two hands, one on the bottom, to hold it. Two hands is crazy. Two-handed job, that's wild. Crazy work, though. It's a big burrito. It was a thick one, huh? Who did it? It was a thick load. I had a lot of shit in there. Three C's? Thick with three C's? I don't know what that was. I don't know what somebody else said. Where's the, it's right there in that bag, bro. That's cool. Just grab it. Oh, yeah. No, no, no, not so anyway. I'm a guest here.(Laughing) What you have in your house? No, no, no, no. Can't be touching shit in here. We gotta be at least a year in before we're no longer guessing. Who are you? At least, I don't care no more. Until you kick us out. Is this my house? Oh, yeah. Ah, is this my house? Say no, it's my house. It's gonna be, it's gonna be walking naked. Huh? It's a rainbow. Like I'm thinking. That'll fold good.(Laughing) Better than us, man. Yeah, I'll hug him up. I wanna wait for him to come back. You. Why? Without an actual question.(Speaking Foreign Language) What are you looking for, bro? Look at that.(Speaking Foreign Language) Damn, I'm removed. Wow. Yes, I'm removed. That's crazy. Nah, it's in the, it's in the-- Yeah.(Speaking Foreign Language) Yeah.(Speaking Foreign Language) Wow. Yo, nah, that's crazy. Where the hell did me put it? Over here. Checked by the bar, yeah. You smell. Ah, yeah. Professionalism. You found it? Yeah.(Speaking Foreign Language) Put it by the bar.(Speaking Foreign Language) So Angel, back in school, what was your main source of studying? What was it? My main source of studying. Yeah. How did you get by?(Speaking Foreign Language) How did you get by?(Speaking Foreign Language) That's right.(Speaking Foreign Language) They don't sleep. Ah. Everybody's gonna fuck with me. The reason why I asked is because-- No, I saw. You saw. What happened? Our dear friend. Oh. Our source of, I'm not gonna lie, check got me through everything. That didn't work. Check, bro. No, I couldn't use check my shit. I couldn't use check my shit either. Oh no. On the private education? Nah. Bro. The best--(Speaking Foreign Language) The best was when you found the whole entire test on that bitch. With the answers, everything. That and Quizlet. Yeah.(Speaking Foreign Language) Now Quizlet was clutch. Quizlet was a shit. And then there was another one. There was a math one. Like you would literally put the formula in there. Oh. Math solver. It was an app though, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nah, but then they also had like a web version of it. Hey. Nah, yeah, check, I couldn't use check. For when I got to my engineering classes, my professor was smart motherfucker. So he would create all the problems himself from scratch. That's so-- And every single time--(Speaking Foreign Language) Why so fast though? He had so fast though. Nah, some of the teachers, I remember I had one teacher. He was actually pretty cool. He like the first day, he was like, listen. Was that an E or a G? E. Was that a modern E or a regular E? He was an older.(Speaking Foreign Language) He was an older man.(Speaking Foreign Language) (Laughing) Transformers, man. Hey, yo. Transmission, sing here.(Speaking Foreign Language) Nah, nah, nah. Yes, you're too cool. We get it sidetracked already. He flat out was like, listen, I know that you guys are in school, you guys have all these softwares out there to find answers and all this other shit. He was like, I've done you guys a favor. My lesson plan, I've uploaded to Jed, looking up for this. I respect it. Respectful person, right? And it was helpful because not only that, his tests were the same answers, but it was the same formula and all this other shit, so that way you could start it. Nah, that's what's up. You see, that's a good teacher right there. Because it's not giving you the answers, but it's giving you the tools for you to learn to. My show was, it didn't matter. You can have an example of this same type of problem. My test were open book. That's not even, no. And people still said. Yo, and then you can have an open book. That's how you know, they're pretty much the same. No, I said it was open book, open notes. You can have like index cards, erratic samples on it. And so that's one of the classes that hold the dick and tell them, "Hold it, I'm okay." There was one class that, bro, you know what I'm saying for you, by the fucking, barely passing law. It was fucking... Statistics, like advanced statistics, bro. When I tell you that class, when I was in it, it got me so stressed out that it got to the point where I was like, yo, I'm about to drop out. Yeah. Yeah, perfect. Bro, that shit was fucking insane. College drop off. Advanced statistics? Yeah. I started getting a climbing album right there. Can you load their money now? No. Oh, this is your problem. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. No, no, no, no, that was good. No, we're not going to do it. What are you doing? No, it was, it was, it was, it was statistics, but more aligned with like forecasting. Forecasting what, the stock market? Yeah. But I think forecasting what? Forecasting like for businesses, like you predict how well the company may do in the future. Like for, for example, like in manufacturing, you gather the data and you kind of use the formulas that are there and you predict if you need to produce more of a single thing or reduce or like you kind of. Reduce. Reduce. You'll be your own family. Recycled. You'll be your own family. Forecast this right here. You'll be your own family. This company. Forecast this. And we're not, is that? Give us, give us a 10. Give us a five year album, 10 year outlook. You're going to press it in. No, no, no, probably not. You'll, you'll embezzle all of our money. We won't see a dime. He's pretty smart on so far. That's true. Who wasted a hook or is a pillow?(Laughing) If it was Elvis, he would be very conscious about who we use as endorsements. Can't take everybody's money. You can't take everybody's money. I'm an angel. I'm big picture. Manny. You don't sell the soul of the company. Manny on the other hand. I'm a mix group. That's okay. You're not anything, oh, I need you to do, I made a condo.(Laughing) And you want some cake? Maki, taco. Dang, man. Don't say it to me. Be careful. What's the forecast? All right. It's really not that type of forecast. You get to the granddance. It's more for businesses. What is this? This is not a whole new bitch. We're not producing anything. Yes we can produce. Are you not producing?(Singing) He got you there. Different type of production. He got you there. Production with production. Are we selling a commodity? Come on, no, we're telling us. Yeah, we're selling our knowledge. Our essence. Our knowledge. Ain't nobody want our knowledge. Go and look in. Bro, they been roasting us on the fucking, on the shit about chicken. Chipotle.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Now they're more stuck on the chicken than anything else. I completely think of them pre-made. Look at the top, I didn't even eat it. I didn't say pre-made. Yes you did. Yes you did. You said it's eaten in a bag. Pre-packaged. And then thrown on the grill. For that matter, the chicken on the supermarket is pre-packaged.(All Yelling) So is that possible chicken fast food?(All Yelling) Yeah, but that's a good question. You got to do that. But just chicken fast food?(All Laughing) You did like the fast casual, the fast, who's the other fucking option? I don't think a fast casual. Fast casual. Fast fast. If you're fast, how fast are you? How fast are we? Yeah, how fast are we? Yeah, how fast are we? Not fast enough.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I know I'm not fast. Come on, I know you did two miles in five minutes you said.(All Laughing) We were like speeding up south. Yeah. We were like speeding up south. My ass was about to die during that walk. You walked half a mile, I mean. It was up hills. We would've died for the greatest of it. Yeah. I would've loved that check. He said fuck that check. We would've been, we would've been who? We would've been in New York right now. If there were to dangle a billion dollars in front of you as you're walking, you would've been who? I'm not even gonna keep with them. Hey, 50 laps around.(All Laughing) They didn't even have to be a billion. He would've done it for 500 dollars. Every step is a dollar. Every step is a dollar? Oh, every step is a dollar? I'm not done walking until the sun comes up. Every step is a dollar, how many steps do you do? You see that in Forrest Gump movies?(All Laughing) We got walking across America and back. I'm still running. It's actually nice, because we're on the East Coast. Again. We had to do that. What, walking? Every step is a dollar? We're going to the West Coast, bro, and we're coming back. And now we're doing the border of the freaking-- Man, I think there's this dude who's walking, I see the East Coast, from east to west. I don't know what is it, but he's walking. He got hit by a car. I seen that, I seen that, I seen that. I forgot to do it, I forgot to do it. He got hit by a car. No, it's just the way he walked around the world, I think. Yeah, but he's over here. He just got a lot of stuff to do, just walking. Just walking. I know that I saw this wrong guy, that he's riding his bicycle from Alaska, and he's going, I forgot where, but-- Not to South America? Yeah. That's pretty dope. And the last video that I saw, I think he was somewhere in Central America. Wow. It's gonna be hard once he gets through that forest. That's like the-- I want forest. I forgot where it is. What, the Amazon? One of the, I think so. But he wouldn't, I mean, he doesn't necessarily have to take that part, he can go to the house. I don't think that Amazon is. It crosses, it crosses. It's like that show of the Apple TV show, with a dude coming from fucking Central America to-- He came from Paraguay, right? I was, why not say it? I know his values, but he can still make his way out of it. Better make it, he can't pass it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Angel, did you apply for JP Morgan? Ah, in Porque.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I may have an interview.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I may have an interview coming up.(Speaking In Foreign Language) To see if that's your new executive. You wanna go to JP Morgan?(Speaking In Foreign Language) No. That was all over the news. Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You seen the guy though? You seen the guy? Bro, when I saw that, I was like, "Bro, it can't be." You telling me that that type of woman, I'm not gonna lie, because she's not ugly. She's attractive. And she's gonna have him. I can't believe I'm a American woman. Brown boys. I'm American. You can't always eat white rice, you gotta eat some brown sometimes. Instead of getting white rice, the Chinese people gotta get the brown. They gotta get that fried rice right there, with that pork fried rice right there. I'm just saying.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Apparently he said it's false, but it's-- It's false. No, but they're apparently trying to pay him a million dollars to keep quiet. Hey, he got fired. Low key, I wouldn't be surprised if he-- He got fired, he fell some type of way. He's like, "Fuck it, I'm gonna take somebody down with me." I know, because if they offered a mill, and they knew it was nothing, something was true. I don't even know, I feel like it might be true. Yeah, if the company offered a million dollars, they're not gonna offer a million dollars to-- Then he came back like a one to hug. So just put it away, it is gonna-- A million is crazy, man. No, see now, if that shit is true, then they're gonna have the best time of his life. Not according to-- No, not according to the-- They're like-- Not according to the lawsuit. Well, man, what's so good about that? Because it's slave. I mean, the-- Huh? She went on your wife. No, I was kidding, we keep a straight face, man. They just like, "Why the fuck?" Well, let's talk about slavery, you just had to laugh.(Laughing) Yes. Sex slave. Oh, you can't even pronounce it.(Laughing) It's the fuck, man. You know what I mean? You gotta watch it all up. Wow.(Laughing) Wow. They gave him the right look, but then she gave him head. Man, I'm crying. He was shooting on his wife? And then she said, "Yeah, we're in." Huh? He's dead. No, if he was really in a position where he felt some type of way, he would have removed himself. That's why he came out. I would have lost fire. He tried to remove himself. And they were like, "Uta," and they was like, "Fuck." Then he got-- But, does Uta say, "Uta," is the right way? He said, "Long enough." I do know. Because they said it. They said that he was there for a good one. They can't always believe everything you mean. They would not. Gotta trust him. They would not.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Is that a picture of the dude though? Ah, she have a-- Heh. Heh. Yeah. Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Is he not moving pee-wee? He looks like pee-wee, Herman? Chicken. No, fish. He's just like the-- His smile. His smile is like a-- Metalite. His smile looks creepy.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Was her obsession-- Pressing out of pee. In the workplace. And he-- He called it personality hires. Wow. I mean, nah. Look at him, yeah. Showing out that person--(Speaking In Foreign Language) It's that person-naddy.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, come on.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Who's giving someone? Me. Me.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) They both said.(Laughing) I think someone's by the side. No. Oh my God. What? Oh shit.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) Yo, you're still doing it. How long are you taking the time?(Speaking In Foreign Language) You haven't even walked in. Sick. Come on, Karina, this is good. It's about today. Shit. Yesterday was a little too strong. Today is good. I know there is some tomorrow. I'm gonna go to the liquor store, buy me some alcohol. Oh yeah. I'm gonna go out. I'm gonna go out. I'm gonna go out.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You do it. You like this me? You got four of them? You're the life of the party. Yeah, you are. I'm the life of the party. You are the life of the party. I hate to admit it. Hate to admit it. I hate the fact that this motherfucker don't even be like, "Nah."(Laughing) He's like, "You're right, you're right, you're right."(Laughing) I fucking can see that as nasty. You know what I, I don't lie. Nah, no lies have been told. Nah, I don't know. I'm okay to start, dude. But I was like, no, no, no, I was ready to go. As soon as he sees that bag of food and that liquor right there, in the bathroom right there, you think you wanna go out? I already had this shit planned out. Bringing my PlayStation in there, cause there's a-- Do it, yeah, it's like-- Yeah, he clocked in there for good. If that was a lie, there's a live update on MLB the show. Well, that's enough. No, I'm trying that shit out. What's up, guys? You didn't know what I said. You didn't know what I said. Sometimes you just gotta have a day for yourself. Treat yourself, treat yourself to your body. Treat yourself. That would have been my treat to myself. It'd be bad to. But that is a treat to yourself. We don't know what I'm about to say. When was the last time you treated yourself? Yeah. So this is not something I-- During Christmas. Yo. Why you gave yourself-- We gotta have-- I bought myself a soda street. Go ahead, Sal. Go ahead. It's like, it carbonates the water for you so you can make your own soda. I didn't think that, I thought they'd never buy it.(Laughing) No, I've been saving my money. I used it all the time. What's all the time? Like every other day. I don't buy soda no one. What soda's you been making? I bought like the different flavors. They got Coke, they got Sprite, they got orange. I bet I did better. Damn, we could've used a chaser right now too. Can you make tamarindo soda? Yeah, if I make the tamarindo like syrup. Can you make a hugo de chinola turned into a soda? Yeah, as long as I have the syrup for it. No, no, no, no, good syrup.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Well, I'm not gonna put it in there because it's gonna get sticky and it's probably gonna call up the thing. You gotta clean it before you put it in.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, because you first have to do the water first and then you add the flavor.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I can, but that should probably be nasty. How do you know? Yeah, how do you know? How do you know? How do you know? What's your favorite so weird soda? Yo, y'all seen the fucking buffalo wings and like the corn. I seen the bacon. Yeah, all that shit. The bacon soda. Bacon, buffalo wings, corn. Got ranch. Blue cheese or ranch, one of those. That's too much, that's too much. Mustard. Oh, I didn't see the mustard. I see that one before. Nah, I see that one. That's too much bro. Yeah, show me the challenge. Challenge? Dude, it's gotta drink that soda. Why the little cups have been on a tear? The cups have been on a tear? I haven't even been paid. I don't think you know who I picked this week. The cubbies? What did you pick? I don't know. The A's. You picked the A's? Yeah. He's not going to act right in front of the knees. Who you picked?(Singing In Foreign Language) That's not what he says? No, he says more things, but that's a catchy, catchy, catchy book. The A's. The A's. The A's. I didn't pick the breaks. You what did you pick? I picked, I think I picked the guardians. You picked whoever the leader said you picked. That's where you picked the guardians. You think you picked the guardians. We're gonna see the score at the end of the week, and then we're gonna adjust accordingly. We're gonna adjust accordingly. We're gonna adjust accordingly. Carlos, you don't wanna share, but then you expect us to share. Share what? The soda. Yeah. Think about it, he gave you cheese and crackers and liquor. Yeah, and you're like, I don't wanna make you no cheese.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'm like, I need my own stuff. You just throw him away with your own cup. Well, you gotta clean your own cup, your face, your house. But that's the instruction for the shape. Man, tayra. You carbonate the water first, and then you add the flavor. Tayra. How much did that cost you? The set itself was like 100 and something. And then I gotta buy the cylinders, the CO2 cylinders.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Do it. You wasting $100 on me? Yeah, the AC. Bitch, that was already here. What do you gotta turn it on? No, not the tax. Not the term on the dollar, you right? Not the tax, but that's because you're family. You don't have to say anything. Do it. Do it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) So jumpstart your car, and fucking get some flat. It's okay. As a matter of fact.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Or to take you to a mechanic and watch bubble fuck. Yo, take a triple A, yo, wait.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Can I have that triple A? I love family. Do it. Now we take care of each other. We take care of each other. On your lighter note with family. Why lighter? Wait, come to a leaderboard. I would just like to say, I've made a pretty good comeback from being in last place for like three weeks. He hasn't updated it yet. My God, but this was last week. Yeah, this is the last one. He hasn't updated it yet. So you may go back to the last place. Time to talk to you, that's not happening, chill. Do it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You're being a real, listen. Wow, you're being a negative now. You're being a glass half empty kind of person. You need to be a glass half full. Negative, negative. Anyway. That's Manny's cash. He starts stealing stuff now too.(Laughing) Don't start stealing now. Hey, you're gonna stay in your lane. Did I do something here? Yeah, you wanna make the freaking shit on a soda. Yeah, all the moris. We all wanna try it. Make me the syrup then and I'll make it for you. All the tamarindo. All the tamarindo, but that. Make me the syrups and I'll make it for you. The syrup, the syrup. I can't stop now. What? Ugo. I made the syrup. Ugo.(Speaking In Foreign Language) This Hawaii. Over. Anyway.(Speaking In Foreign Language) He's ignoring me. Of course he's ignoring me. There's a guy. There's a soul. He just takes it. There's a soul. He just takes it. He takes it. He takes it. Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me. But he don't give it out. He'll be putting out. He don't need to put it in. He don't need to put it in. No, he won't be putting it in. No, no, no, no. He won't be putting it in. You gotta wind and die before you put yourself in. I gave you cheese, I gave you crackers, and I gave you liquor. So then now. Oh, wow. You gotta take me to forward the job. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. Those people out there, they've been doing splits on you by the. Ah, you're doing that? Doing splits for me. You're doing that? Yep. Better repel. Oh, no. No, no. No, no, no. No, no, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) On the lighter note.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow. On the lighter note. There's a guy that created a YouTube page.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Bigger page term, red as fuck. Okay.(Speaking In Foreign Language) They can't handle the majority of it. Hey, there's a guy that he created a live idea.(Speaking In Foreign Language) He created a,(Speaking In Foreign Language) I said it's stronger. He's gonna clean you out. Nice. His face is fucking red as fuck.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh, you jumped it? I mean, cause I wasn't drinking. I didn't drink right now.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You gotta take a little sip. You gotta sip it. You gotta let it dwindle on your tongue.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You gotta let it, you gotta let it sit there. Getting hot in here. You gotta let it sit there. You gotta let it, you gotta let it, you gotta let it, you gotta let it sit there for a minute. And now there's a guy on YouTube. He created a page to help kids with our fathers to learn basic skills, like learning how to tie a tie, how to change a tire. Oh, that's a YouTube page, right? Like a YouTube channel. He teaches you how to do an oil change and general shit that you will learn from your father. That's good for all the dads that went out to buy milk and never came back.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Cause that's the most simplest thing that you all have ever- Cause all the kids be eating cereal? What are y'all talking? For me, I find it as a good thing, but then it hits like, bro, it's sad that you have to have a person create a whole channel to be able to show kids basic everyday skills. Yeah, but in another way, it's also very nice that a very good Samaritan takes time out of his life to make videos That's Jesus terms too. For those, you know, those kids that for one reason or another are growing up without that father figure in their life. I don't know. You know, whether that be father passed away or- Father went to milk. Exactly. Father is a dead being. Father married to a witch. Okay. Getting a little- That's a sock you've been getting to- To birth right now. Father is a bitch. Okay. Watch out for them sock you bits out there. It's so- But yeah, no, it's nice that some good Samaritans taking time out of his life to- I'm not making a channel without to promote things like that. I'm not gonna lie, I learned how to tie a tie from you two. I'm gonna- This is easy. One of us. You can do it with one hand. Papi tried to show me and I didn't learn, but I looked it up and then I- It's the easiest shit ever. It is. You can, like there's ways that you can literally put the tie on your hand and you do like a few- Oh no, I know you just pull. Oh no, I don't know my- No, but this is like together like the perfect length because this was a mimic how long it should be on your- Wow. So if you lay here, you lay it on your hands. Look at you guys being good Samaritans. Ah, you lay it on your arms and then you do the, I think the two loops around it and then you pull it. This was supposed to be like the perfect length. Look at that, Obaso helping out the face. Obaso for the kids. I had to do a few tries to learn how to adjust the smaller piece because there's times where the front, the longer is too long and then the smaller one and then or the smaller piece is too long and the, so you know, you have to make sure that it's like at least like right here, the small piece and do your- For the kids. For the kids. I feel like yeah, tie the tie, definitely one of those things. I didn't know it. I wanna know how to do a bow tie. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe an hour ago bow tie. I don't know how to tie a bow tie. Yeah, okay. Wow. Wow. What was that, do it again? Oops. You tied up here? What? That's not fair. You talked about the clip? Yeah. No. Oh. Like actually tie a bow tie. We stopped. We're actually doing that like, what are we doing? Like an actual clip. It's 20, 26. Very true man. You remember the old fashioned way. So wait, your ties are clip ons? Yes. I'm wearing word press anymore. Yeah. Too cool for that. Oh. You want me to teach you how to tie a tie? Man. Oh yeah, we gotta teach you. We need- I don't need ties. This is one of the kids- 20, 26, I'm tied. This is one of the kids that, you know. He's already in there. They never learned growing up. I don't need to. You want me to teach you how to ride a bike too? Huh? I want you behind me. You know, holding him down. Damn right. What the white-eye clothes? Like what are some of the things that you know how to do by yourself? That you either didn't learn from, what are things that you learned that are things that you should have learned from your dad that you learned on your own? I feel like I can't say tie to tie because he did try to teach me. I just didn't- He taught me how to, but I never really paid attention. I never, yeah, I think that was my problem. So I kind of learned, but he did. He did take time out of his day. He was there. He was there to change his underwear. I don't know how to. You've never heard this, you're too young for that. I don't know. Awesome powers movie where he was talking about his dad. Me and him, I see it.(Laughing) Nah. Like I learned how to do an oil change without my dad. I learned how to jump- No, but I did that so. I learned how to jump a car by myself. You don't care. You really don't care about this. I bought my own car without my dad. Yeah, yeah, it's doing you in circumstances. Yeah. I learned a lot of shit without him. Yeah, right now. Look where you are right now. In the basement recording a podcast.(Laughing) You think like baby, what's that little baby either?(Speaking In Foreign Language) That's sad.(Laughing) What was that? This? No, the fact that- You learned all that shit without your dad? Yeah. Like there are times where I'm like damn, I wish I had like a normal childhood. Like when I explained to people like, yo, I was raised by my grandparents, but my aunt literally was my mother throughout like my lifetime. But my parents were alive. My mother lived in the yard. My dad was non-existent. Right, you know when you didn't vote for a dad when you had to sound like documents. Or like we don't wear documents for your mom. Wait a minute. Like is any documents, like government documents, word documents, tax documents. I think that's where both of them to be honest. But yeah, no, I know what you mean. Yeah, thank you man. Well, I had it in 50, yeah. I had it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Fathers. No, I mean- You had a good relationship. Well, you do have a good relationship with your dad. And I'm sure your dad taught you a lot of things because your dad seemed like a very smart, like up to date guy. And he seemed like he's played a very pivotal role in your life. Brother, it's hustling. Brother gets it going. He knows how to do everything. I learned, you know, I learned things from him, but I wish this time that I wish I would learn like a specific skills that he has, I wish he would have taught me. Like what? Meditating. Like his discipline. The dude is fucking relentless, bro. I don't know. And he just- What? I think that you're like that too, because you-(Speaking In Foreign Language) I think you're not. You're one of the few people that I will say that when it's something that you want, you really go for it. And you don't really like bullshit about it. You get it for so long. Is that right? Me too. Is that right? No, no, no. Oh, he got jealous. Oh, he got jealous. He got jealous. But you- No, no, no, no, me naco mego primera. Me naco mego primera. This is one thing I will say about you, Betty, that you are the type of person that, you don't really need people to be like, yo man, you should do this. You just be like, yo, I'm gonna do this and I'm gonna just go full throttle for it. Yeah. From what I've seen. I got that. I have to say, I got that from him. Just like, you know, he, you know, the dude's so disciplined and relentless and just like, he never, he just, you know, he just knows what he wants, knows how to get it, knows what we're gonna take and just keeps his head down and just like, goes and get it. Yeah, I wish I'd learned a little bit more than that. More of that from him. Meditating, his work ethic. I feel like, I have a pretty good work ethic, but I wish, like his, his level, he's just stupid. Oh. Oh, yeah. I mean, nobody's perfect, but I feel like, I got the right dad. I got the right dad. You know, I got the right dad. Yeah, let's just turn that into a fun day episode. With you, Angel, you're, you're-- Y de ganto mother's day. Yeah. Yeah. He's not up to the mother's day. Yeah. Angel, Angel, he's more of the-- How about mother's day? Let me find the easiest possible way to accomplish this goal without putting a lot of effort into it. I feel like he learned that from his father. You're like, you're like spot on. Got to finesse. No, cause that's how he is. Like Angel, he's willing to go get it, but he's like, I'm going to do it the way where I have to put the least amount of force and effort into accomplishing. You know what, I will say that Angel has a different, like mentality towards a lot of shit. Like--(Laughing) The Marines will do that to you. The Marines will do that to you. It's just, he, like everybody thinks okay. They just like talk to me dice. Everybody thinks like, okay, put a hand to get to the other side. I'm gonna put an American flag right behind him as he speaks out the way. No, flat side bitch. Show me the thumbnail. I'm gonna eat the whole topic. The thumbnail. Angel, I'm the bag, American flag and bag. Just look it up in the sky like this. Wow. Nah, this shit is crazy. I just, looking at the sky. Like that. Like that. That was ceiling. Wow. Oh, that's shit. It's our future.(Laughing) What the fuck? This is our future. Oh, oh. What? Is that right? You gonna play that one every time? You're baking shit right now bro. Yeah, I'm not a right guy.(Laughing) I like whole grain bread. I don't like rice.(Laughing) What the fuck? I like the only slice, rice too. Rice too. For myself.(Laughing) You look more like an Anis type of guy. La Vida, Ani. That one's not right. La Vida. You never had the alcohol made for money? Yeah, Colombia is making a difference. You talking about, Yeah, Ani. Sabuca. It was called Ani. Yeah. A Dominican. The Dominican drink. Yeah, Ani. Oh, nah. Never had it? I thought you were talking about something. I literally my own bros on there. Yeah, Ani. That shit, it will fuck you up. Big time. Yes, so. Have you guys ever had, have you ever had, how old you entered? Yeah. Actually got a bottle from Colombia. Shit, fuck you. I remember I went to this Colombian festival. In Elizabeth. In Elizabeth, yeah. Yes, so yes.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I don't even like it. Why the fuck did you talk to me? You know why? You didn't have to sing like, oh, Elizabeth, right, right, right? Look at that, that's impossible. What, what, what, what, what, you've been there. You've been through all my slothin'. Because I've been through it all year. I enjoyed my youth. There's something in the house. Like, well, like, what, like, what do y'all want me to say? I've been to festivals, I've been all over the place. I enjoyed my single life and that's why I'm married. You're not enjoying life right now. Don't be going out with the guys no more. Yeah. Because y'all don't be doing anything. Go, okay, help me that, go, go. You want a fork. Yeah, I want a fork. Yeah, I see. You might've just stayed. And he taught you, you know. That's true. That's on a Monday, give him a big box. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't do it. Bro, Emmy got homework. I, he's got it going.(Laughing) I gotta get him ready for a minute. No, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, so, I need the hostel. No, no, no, no, no. I need the hostel. I need the hostel. I need the hostel. You got homework, she's in kindergarten. You got homework. What the fuck does that have to do with you? I'm the one that helps her do her homework. I'm the smartest person to do her homework. Yeah, she really is.(Laughing) She be like that, I don't need you. Yeah, do it. Like, fuck you, man.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) Okay.(Speaking In Foreign Language) That's true, yeah. I love you. Bro, if I don't know, nobody knows. Exactly. I'm not that, I'm not that influential. Yes, you are. Oh, don't look at him. Look at you. Look at me, what? Exactly, exactly, that's why. Yeah, you're just-- We're the molasses. That's how I grew together. Yeah. Apparently I'm not doing a good job. Okay, no, we've had a good time today. Just touching on molasses, poking at the molasses. You know. Licking the molasses.(Laughing) Have you ever had molasses? Yeah. Yeah, the hell's molasses?(Laughing) You ever had a conchonon? Ah, yeah. Then you've had molasses. That's molasses? Yeah. It has molasses. That's not the same thing. It's very heavy. It has molasses. It has sugar, it has rum. Yeah. No, it has molasses. But what is molasses, molasses? It's like sugar syrup. Yeah. It's big as fuck. It's the bottom of when they burn off the sugar cane juice to make the sugar. It's what's left at the bottom. Wow. So it's really dark. Wow. Oh my. And thick. Thick. And sticky. Yeah, it's like, I'm into the fuckies of molasses that holds a group. Yeah. Sticky, brown, yikes. Mm, wow. But why you looking at me like that? I feel, I feel like that J.P. Borden is lookin' right now. Now you know how he felt. I feel like he's right now. Oh, I know how he felt. Now you know how he felt. Oh, I'm good.(Singing In Foreign Language) (Laughing) I gotta drop? Yeah. That's it, drop yourself. No, I feel it. I don't have that. I don't got that type of money. You going back to your Chinese food today? No. No, but you get it. No, I'm not. I'm not gonna get it. He's fasting today. Yeah, they had it yesterday. I'm good. So what are you getting? I'm not getting anything. After this ride, you're not getting anything?(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) Oh, you're the simple fiends.(Laughing) Compotator laws. Nah, fuck that. I took the drive out to bark. Hey, yo, imagine that. Nah, I won't make it. Oh yes. I'm okay. They're about to close. They're close about to say no. Oh, they closed that, huh? Yeah. Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Okay, hold on. Ah! You do not connect. Nah, because I had to take it out of me to the M's house. Ah, what time? That's too late. At six. I know, I'm gonna go to the right damn booth. You can go. Yeah, I just tell me. But I'm not driving. No, yeah, it's okay, I'll drive. Nah, why? I phoned the house. You tried to drive the house? Why aren't you going? I already wanted to park. You fucked up. Why aren't you going? Why aren't you going? So you want me to hang out today and then tomorrow? Yes. Need a break. Oh, yeah. You missed us. You know what happened. You need this. Know your life. You know what happened. You need that. You know what I hear in my ear? His girl said, "I need you tomorrow." Yeah, I think that's what it is. She got a hold over you. And this is like-- It's okay, you can be honest. And with that, I'll understand and I'll accept it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) There you go. Shit, I was gonna say some shit, but I'm gonna say-- I can see you on your face already. I'm not gonna say-- Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) With that Yankee square. It's okay, we've all been in those situations.(Speaking In Foreign Language) She gave my niggas 3,000.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) If you're on her bad side, guess what? You-- Your life is shit. Yep. Just be honest. You know your wife, you know your girl, your wife. Controls you. You do what she says. Matter of fact, you don't even have to be a Dominican woman. It could be just a Hispanic woman in general.(Speaking In Foreign Language) So you're going to work?(Speaking In Foreign Language) She don't? No. I'm confused. Who said she don't eat me? Cause I saw her eating me on Thanksgiving. Who said she doesn't eat me? Does she? Who said she didn't? Elvis.(Speaking In Foreign Language) A very little bit.(Speaking In Foreign Language) See, that's your answer.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) She's not vegetarian. Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Does she even watch this? She ain't sobbing. Why? Just learn more about you. Seriously, you can talk about her. You open up here. You open up with this. Remember, she said you were different all year. So wait, are you still going on the trip?(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'm dead ass.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What happened to the cruise? Yeah, that ain't enough.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You can buy the ticket, but then you gotta buy, well you gotta stay.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I just have a whole itinerary for you for Spain right now, if you agree.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Hey, what is it? You is the one to go.(Speaking In Foreign Language) It takes a lot to plan a family vacation. You gotta make time for it. You gotta make time for it, the money has to be there. I'm not, like I've told this to people, I'm not gonna put myself in debt to go on a vacation. I respect her. That's good. That's a right mentality. Because I have to think about my family. No, not even the future. I have to think about my family. Because I'm not gonna miss a payment on something to enjoy a week of vacation. Because I'm not gonna be able to enjoy that vacation because in the back of my mind I'm like, fuck, I didn't pay this, I didn't pay this, I didn't pay this to go on a vacation. How much money you need? Hmm? How much money you do you need for a family vacation? Some of the number and... It's a special time. How do you get a number right now? So when we went to Puerto Rico, and this was around, what was it? It was after, a little bit after COVID. Okay. For four of us, and an Airbnb and a car rental, I think we spend close to probably five grand. Yeah, I don't know if I can get you that five grand. I can. Bro. Domino? I can get you a trip for less, you just got it. Yeah, I mean, Domino's. It's a strict payment plan. Domino's. This is a very strict payment plan. What's the payment plan? 25% of interest. I don't think he's got it paid every week. What is the payment plan? I'm gonna drop him. I'm gonna pay it every week. You gotta drop him. You have 10% every week. Drop the soap every week. Okay. Nah, like, I had a conversation with a specific person. Why? They didn't know him, but it's him. They didn't know him. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not gonna, we got into an argument and we haven't talked since. They didn't know him in the wash then. Yeah, they didn't know him in the wash this year. Girl. Okay. What is the start with? We have, I think I have an idea. What is the start with? Who, we know the person? Yes. Yeah, I have an idea. What is the start with? P. Oh. That still makes sense. Okay, yeah. So, we were talking and they were like-- I think you mentioned this before. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they were like, oh, you know. So, it started off with a conversation that we were having at their house. They're planning a trip for another individual and they out of nowhere, they're like, oh, you guys should come. And, but if a man is not the type of person to be like, oh, you know, second fiddle, so she gave her the look like, like, what are you talking about? Wow. So, the person was like, oh, I feel that, you know, she felt upset that you guys aren't able to join us on the trip. And I'm just thinking to myself, I'm like, yo, I had a conversation with her about it. She's not upset about that. She's upset about the fact that you're bringing us as a second backup. So, I was telling her, I was like, listen, I'm not pretty much the same way that I told you guys. I'm not gonna go broke or go into debt to, you know, go on an extravagant trip. And then they're like, oh no, but you know, you should take the time out. I'm like, bro, no. It's easier for a person that's single and doesn't have responsibilities. Hey, hey, hey. Like, I do, no, no. I got responsibility. No, but you're not single though. You're not single though. I took all the trips. But you want to be-- For a purpose. Yeah. You want to visit your wife. Why a purpose? You want to visit your wife. But, you know, it's easier-- That's very. Could have been a house by now. That's very. It's easier for somebody that does have, like, it's easier for somebody to go on a trip that doesn't have a kid. That doesn't have a spouse. That doesn't have to pay. Wow. Pay no, no, no. Wow. For sure. Wow. Wow. Wow. For you to pick up and be like, wow, I want to go somewhere. Wow. Now, it's definitely difficult for a family, right, to go on over the kids. Especially if you have a kid, right? But I feel like, you know, you still have to make the time. Because, like, I used to be like that. I used to be, you know, I think I spent more like, what was it? 10 years, 11 years? I think it was 10 years ago, but I was going to like, to the middle of the public. And, you know, those are like times where I wish, and I could've, and I had the money, you know, I could've done it. And I wish, I wish I had to sign back and would've made different decisions. No, like, don't get me wrong, like, yeah. I'm not even gonna say that. I would love to go on these type of vacation piddle. I have to be realistic about shit. And, you know, I know my means, and I'm not gonna go above them because you wanna say, oh, you should go, you should go on vacation every year. No, I'm not gonna do that. Oh, shit. You make that United card right there. I do have one. It helps. I have that one and the JetBlue one. I have to make sure that I use the JetBlue one before they go out of business. These niggas is going back. Yeah, now my United card came in clutch for the last trip. Yeah, bro. My trip. My trip to good old dry whiskey. Why you want that? Ah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, no, no. I have to be realistic about that. No. No, no, no. Joining a new, a new, a new, A new what? A new group. What group? Your group. What group? The family group. I have multiple groups. The family group.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I have multiple groups. Tell me what, tell me what you have multiple groups. You can't have them. Have a da, have a da. Well, I got one group. Have a da. One group. What are your groups? Yeah, like, what are your groups? I'm a father. I'm a husband. That's ama group. I'm a son. I'm a grandfather. No, you can't know. I'm actually a grandfather. At this point. No, see those don't-- You act like your though. What? That your grandfather and father. I'm a grandfather. Yeah. I thought I'm something about godfathers. Don't tell him. Oh, I'm a godfather. No, that's not gonna win. No, don't come in. Don't come in. That's not gonna win. Huh? That's not gonna win. Who you godfather to? Gay. Carter. Oh yeah. And my best friend's daughter. You forgot about Carter. No, I didn't. And best friend's daughter. Oh wait, aren't you the godfather for... That one too? No, that's not a point. That's not a point. Yeah. That's not a point. Yeah. That was-- I haven't seen that one in ages. That one. So which group do you follow? Exactly. Ah, the family group. Bana de familia, un bracerio. No, no, no, no, no. Don't call me in. No. Okay, no. Yeah, that one. I can follow him to the family group. No, you can't. Why can't he? He has a dog. For me, Bana de familia, un bracerio. You got to promote your--(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) Why?(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) It's a rhyme.(Speaking In Foreign Language) A rhyme.(Speaking In Foreign Language) So 100 proof.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What does that mean? That means it's strong. I think this is 50% alcohol. So this bottle is 50% alcohol, 50% is water. God, that's--(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) I have one. Huh?(Speaking In Foreign Language) If you drink half of that, that's 50%. Five out of 10? Never in doubt. I would drink my gallon of water, do that. Because you know your soul base, man. You get that water, you get water and toxicity. Here in the land, that's true. Even water can kill you if you drink too much water. It can, it can. It's crazy. You're supposed to only drink eight cups of water. No, eight cups, it's my body weight. It's my body weight.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Have you ever thought about going to work drunk before? No. I've thought about it a few times. What in the hell? Me? Not drunk, but like bringing, like I have this big ass Yeti thermos that I take with water. I've thought about it a few times to just take some alcohol with me. Yeah, I got my green mix.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I used to, when I worked at Panera. When I worked at Panera, I used to tell the line cooks that were there to get me a gin from the liquor store next door. Why the hell did you want gin as a high school student? I used to have fun making them pizzas drunk as shit. Gin? Gin. So I was gonna have it at. Yeah, actually, no, this pass, this pass, I got put on to gin and tonics. That shit is pretty fire. Gin is good. Gin and tonic is pretty fire. I didn't think I would like gin. Gin is one of them drink that people think is like an old person drink, but gin is good. That's pretty good, pretty valid. My boss is good. Gin and tonic? Yeah, that's pretty valid. It was like gin tonic.(Speaking In Foreign Language) So have you heard about the PlayStation thing that's been going around with the 30 day validation? Yeah, that's a bullshit, I'm buying a PC. Well, what is it? So it originally started with people saying that PlayStation came out with an update, saying that if you don't log in to your PlayStation within 30 days, the game that you have, like digital games, you won't be able to use them.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, me too, a fact. What the hell? It's after a certain point, so I believe it was, it's after the update. So like any game that you bought prior to that update, you're fine. That's stupid. But if you buy any future games going forward, people got lives. No, not even that, I hate that these companies are overreaching. Who the fuck are you to control? When the fuck I game? It's a good company right now. If I'm paying for the damn system, tell me the more that shit goes through.(Speaking In Foreign Language) So they went back on it and said, no, that it's just to verify. It's true. No, it's not an actor, bro. And your game gonna be a fake shit. No, it's not overreaching, it's not overreaching. It's gotta stop. No, like at that point, if I give you my money for a starting game, you can't just take it away. No, you gotta, no, you don't. No, for example, you can probably call me for me when, well, I can probably call you when I want.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You know, it's the reason, right, though, right? But what's your super money? That, and also a lot of people aren't buying games anymore. Like you have other options like Steam, where you could play the games on there, you play, you pay a subscription and you're able to play the different games. Oh, really? Yeah, PC? Yeah. Shut up. And then also you have PCs where-- So I'm gonna buy a PC. So I'm gonna buy a PC. So I'm gonna buy a PC. So I'm gonna buy a PC. PC's where a lot of people are like dropping game consoles. At that point, I'm getting a PC? What the hell? It's a PC. And then also GameStop, they were like, fuck it, I'm gonna take advantage of this. And they were like, you know, buy a hard copy console because you have a hard copy, you can't take that away from you. Yeah, that's crazy. I remember when you said like, you said you're like, you can rent games? Oh, like GameStop? Yeah, you can buy like the game. Non-buster. Yeah, you figure it out, you're gonna return it, like whatever you want, you can try again, it's like a fucking monthly fee, you're gonna try something to get it. There was a company that they used to do that, I forgot what the name was, it went out of business though. Yeah, it was another company that says game, so. Yeah, they were like Netflix, before Netflix became what it was, where you would pay a monthly fee and you could select like a certain amount of games and you could keep the game for as long as you want until you were like, I don't want it no more, you would send it back and then you could get other games. But I think that company went out of business. Really, I think it's still, I saw commercial. For what, that company? Yeah, I'm talking about, yeah. You think you can actually rent a PC, pay monthly subscription for like a fucking PC, like a gaming PC? I don't trust that. Yeah, I'm gonna get it. I don't trust it. It's like, that one might as well just build it yourself. Yeah. Just buy it, just buy it. You wanna test it? No. I feel like there's too many people out there that they could attach viruses to the PC and once you attach it to the PC. See, that's why they charge you more. No, no, I'm saying. They don't wanna get those PS5s for viruses. I'm saying, you attach that PC to your home network and that shit could run rampant. Damn, I shouldn't, I have too many. Too many what? Viruses already. Wow, I'm sure you do. They should be having a party, old balance style, like, ah, you already, yeah. I'm not gonna lie, when your dad first got a PC and they used to still live on Howard Street. Telegames. No, I downloaded-- Movies. LimeWire, bro, it's a PC, did you wanna get other viruses? Now, what was it, LimeWire and-- Bearshare, Napster. Some shit Manny put on my shirt. Napster and LimeWire. Yeah, yeah. Those are for annual-- Oh, the magical production. Bro, I'm gonna get you guys put it down. Oh, shit. Bro, I remember when I used to have a fucking-- I remember when I used to have an MP3, that you actually had to put into the computer, you managed to put a bunch of fucking music in. Yeah, I did the same thing. Like, every month, you just put a bunch of music in. Yeah, but my iPod, I did the same thing as-- Put a bunch of music in. Manny, they didn't put any computers here. Yeah, I'm like, I'm gonna get a virus.(Laughing) Yo, I'm gonna get you. Like, I'm gonna put all the animals. I don't know how many times I had to install the windows in that piece. Bro, the Pirate Bay. Yeah, Pirate Bay. Torrance, bro, Torrance, so what's the other word? Go classical. Oh, yeah. Aries, Aries, that's another best sign why. You know how many movies I used to watch on that shit? Like, high quality. Nah, niggas, they don't talk about movies. Nah, niggas, they don't talk about the actual, like-- Oh, my God, those are movies, they have the record. Yeah. They have an actor, they have a producer, they have a best boy. I'm talking about, like, movies that I-- So those are real movies. No, they're movies, but not-- No, those are real movies. I'm not talking about those type of movies. What's the problem with your turnpills? Like, movies in the theater, like Harry Potter. Yeah, of course, Harry Potter. It was in--(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) We got it on camera, we got it on camera.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What time, what time, man, is this? Not, oh, he's gonna clip it up. I ain't me, man, that's just an SD card, fool. I ain't me.(Laughing) No way. Really? Yo. Yeah. I'm gonna see where it is. Yo.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) This is me.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, but you're gonna use this term. No. We're gonna see where it is. You're the folks that get full. What the hell? The last episode. It's too-- Gotta see, it's not gonna.(Upbeat Music)